My ex-wife's wedding dress

Check out this blog… hilarious. Basically a guy started a website to get ideas on what to do with the wedding dress that his wife left behind in the divorce. Pretty funny. Grill cover, scarecrow, dish rag, gas cap, workout towel, etc…

www.myexwifesweddingdress.com


My wife of 12 years recently packed up her belongings and moved out of our home. After her car was loaded I couldn't help but notice that a single item remained in her section of our closet, her wedding dress.
"You forgot something" I told her.
She replied "And what's that?".
"Your wedding dress", I said.
"Yeah, I am not taking that" was her response.
"What do you expect me to do with it?" I asked.
And to that she replied, "Whatever the $%^@# you want".
And this is what I did.....
Help me come up with 101 uses for this dress. I have many good ones but need more to complete 101. Please submit your ideas by making a comment. Thanks.