My ex-wife's wedding dress

Check out this blog… hilarious. Basically a guy started a website to get ideas on what to do with the wedding dress that his wife left behind in the divorce. Pretty funny. Grill cover, scarecrow, dish rag, gas cap, workout towel, etc…

www.myexwifesweddingdress.com


My wife of 12 years recently packed up her belongings and moved out of our home. After her car was loaded I couldn't help but notice that a single item remained in her section of our closet, her wedding dress.
"You forgot something" I told her.
She replied "And what's that?".
"Your wedding dress", I said.
"Yeah, I am not taking that" was her response.
"What do you expect me to do with it?" I asked.
And to that she replied, "Whatever the $%^@# you want".
And this is what I did.....
Help me come up with 101 uses for this dress. I have many good ones but need more to complete 101. Please submit your ideas by making a comment. Thanks.

Is This A Gateway to The Pole or Just Kids Having Fun?

I know the Father of Balance ain't havin this...



I don't think this is really crazy, but you will never see a child of mine doing that at age 7. Costumes, makeup and dancing have gotten too explicit for little kids.

Chase might have a point about Bey and too much Popeye's...

Sloppy...

http://thechive.com/2010/05/11/beyonce-is-on-jay-zs-sizzler-diet-9-photos/

College to NFL Pipeline

ESPN graded schools based not on the number of NFL players it produced, but on the number of MVPs, OPOY, DPOY, All-Pro 1st & 2nd Team and Pro Bowlers produced in the last 30 years. All of these categories count for 1 point each. Some might say HOF should be considered, but that would weight this ranking even more towards older players. This is the only way college programs should be ranked!

1. USC - 177 pts
Marcus Allen, Ronnie Lott, Bruce Matthews, Anthony Munoz, Junior Seau
2. The U - 164 pts
Ray Lewis, Warren Sapp, Cortez Kennedy, Ed Reed, Michael Irvin, etc, etc, etc...
3. Pitt - 120 pts
Dan Marino, Ruben Brown, Curtis Martin, Larry Fitzgerald
4. FSU - 107 pts
Deion Sanders, Derrick Brooks, Leroy Butler, etc.
5. Vols - 83 pts
Peyton Manning, Jason Witten

As you can see the almighty SEC is nowhere near the top. No the U isn't on top, but this looks at players over the last 30 years. It is possible if this is done next year the U is #1...

8. Georgia
12. UF
Emmitt Smith, Chris Collinsworth, Tim Tebow
18. Alabama
21. Auburn
22. LSU

9. Penn State
10. Michigan
11. Ohio State